Mr. Skin is once again announcing his top ten picks for the best and boldest exposures of bare female movie, TV, and multimedia talents in 2013.
What’s more, Mr. Skin is declaring this the sexiest year-end top ten ever! “2013 proved to be a very lucky number for fans of celebrity nudity,” notes Mr. Skin. “Fresh formats, such as online videos and streaming series, are delivering Tinseltown T&A like never before, and a bold new generation of actresses is—much like my pants—rising to the occasion. Happy nude year!”
10. Shiri Appleby in Girls
For Shiri’s topless debut, her male costar gifts her with a gleaming, taboo-busting pearl necklace.
9. Lady Gaga in The Abramovic Method Practiced by Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga expands minds, and other organs, by unveiling the naked path to higher (and harder) consciousness.
8. January Jones in Sweetwater
Mad Men’s Betty Draper undrapes her mams, men.
7. Laura Prepon and Taylor Schilling in Orange Is the New Black
Netflix’s hit series starts how all shows should: with naked lesbian shower sex between its two female leads.
6. Amanda Seyfried in Lovelace
As the ’70s porn star of the title, topless Amanda goes down—and takes off—easy.
5. Lindsay Lohan in The Canyons
Forget the canyons, the true stars are LiLo’s massive Hollywood hills.
4. Emily Ratajkowski, Elle Evans, and Jessi M’Bengue in Blurred Lines
2013’s song of the summer filled dance floors and pants alike thanks to supermodels bopping out their big hits.
3. Ivana Milicevic in Banshee
Ivana receives an in-depth oral report from her husband on this Cinemax action series. Skinemax lives!
2. Rosario Dawson in Trance
Rosario shaves the day and baldly goes where no A-list full frontal has ever dared to bare: you can read her lips.
1. Adele Exarchopolous and Lea Seydoux in Blue Is the Warmest Color
As French teens gone girl-girl wild, nudecomers Adele and Lea dive deep into ten minutes of nonstop hardcore lesbian lovemaking. Pink is the hottest color.
HD Clips are now available. The sex scene is at the 40-minute mark in the film, but all that is visible is her left nipple a couple of times for a few seconds as her hair is otherwise in the way. There is a report of her nude scene in White Bird in a Blizzard that sounds more promising. The Spectacular Now comes out on DVD/Bluray January 14.
...................................................................................................... Mr. Skin posted some very brief nudity reviews on his blog earlier this week. Of particular note is the mention that Shailene Woodley (The Secret Life of the American Teenager and The Descendents) showed her left breast during a sex scene in "The Spectacular Now". I was waiting for more details to be posted in the members section of his site, but that has not happened yet. I did find the article below which seems to corroborate this info.
And also thank you for shunning the cliché of, "We're going to have sex, but I'm going to leave my bra on." It's that great Hollywood thing…
Teller: (Laughs) It's more like, "We're going to have sex, and I'm going to make sure your arm is kind of…"
Teller: But James was very specific on that 'cause obviously Shailene wants to protect herself as a woman in this business and yada, yada, yada. But James was very much like, "I don't want it to look like, oh we bring the blanket up now or your arm is here." He's like, "The sex needs to feel real. I don't want it to feel like it's postured or positioning." So we found a really nice balance there. And if you look, well, whatever. (Laughs)
Movies premiering in theaters or VOD this weekend in the US this week containing either confirmed or the possibility of female nudity:
Theatrical Release Date: December 6
Actresses Confirmed Nude: Emma Lung (Breasts and Brief Ass) Helena Kash (Breasts)
NOTE: From Mr. Skin: "Emma's lovely lungs are enough to keep anyone sane, and with incredible looks at her love muffins at the 27-, 28-, 48- and 50-minute marks (as well as bonus boobs from Helena Kash 37 minutes in),"
Movie: Swerve --
Theatrical Release Date: December 6
Actress Confirmed Nude: Emma Booth (Breasts)
NOTE: From Mr. Skin: "Awesome Aussie Emma Booth plays the femme fatale and strips down to flaunt her floaters for a topless swim."
Movie: Twice Born (AKA Venuto al mondo) --
Theatrical Release Date: December 6 (Also Premiering On-Demand)
DVD Release Date: February 25 DVD Order Link
Actresses Confirmed Nude: Penelope Cruz (Breasts), Saadet Aksoy (Breasts and Brief Ass)
NOTE: Penelope Cruz first shows breasts during a dimly-lit sex scene. Afterwards, there is a much better view of her right breast, as a baby is crawling on her stomach. Saadet Aksoy also shows breasts and brief ass during two scenes.
Television episodes or movies premiering this weekend containing either confirmed or the possibility of female nudity:
Television Series: The Girl's Guide to Depravity (Season 2, Episode 12)
Premiered on December 7
Actresses Confirmed Nude: Chasty BallesterosMeg Barrick (Breasts and Ass)
NOTE: Description not mine. 8 minutes in: Chasty Ballesteros sneaks into a guy's apartment and has sex with him. More romantic than usual, featuring very nice looks at her breasts and ass. 19 minutes in: Meg Barrick shoots a webcam sex video to get back at her ex. A good, funny, fairly long scene, with ass and breasts visible from a variety of angles.
22 minutes in: We see a few highlights of the Meg Barrick revenge video on a computer screen. Close-up of her butt being goosed, followed by some more ass and right breast from the side. Chasty's buns make another appearance in the promo for next week's season finale.
Television Series: Getting On
Premiere Date: December 8 10:00 PM (HBO)
NOTE: According to HBO, there is brief nudity in the episode.
Movies premiering on DVD in the US this week containing either confirmed or the possibility of female nudity:
Movie: Adore (AKA Two Mothers) --
DVD/Bluray Release Date: December 10
Actress Confirmed Nude: Robin Wright (Ass)
NOTE: The view of her butt is close-up, but from the side, as the camera pans up her, while she lying on her stomach in bed. From Mr. Skin: "Two Mothers stars Robin Wright and Naomi Watts as a pair of childhood friends who fall for each other's sons, and we’re already humming SNL’s Motherlover since Robin bares buns in bed 1 hour and 5-minutes in, and both ladies spend the majority of the film in bikinis."
Movie: Jayne Mansfield's Car -- (2012)
DVD/Bluray Release Date: December 10 DVD Order Link
Actresses Confirmed Nude: Frances O’Connor (Full Frontal;Very Shadowy Below Waist) Katherine LaNasa (Breasts Lying In Bed, Dimly Lit Scene) Melody Smith (Brief Left Breast)
NOTE: From Mr. Skin: "2 minutes in, Frances O’Connor goes full frontal for Billy Bob Thornton, and at the 1-hour, 28-minute mark Katherine LaNasa bares her maracas lying in bed." "Melody does a topless striptease while her gal pal provides the trippy special effects.
The Wolf of Wall Street
Rated R For sequences of strong sexual content, graphic nudity, drug use and language throughout, and for some violence.
Theatrical Release Date: December 25, 2013
Actress Confirmed Nude: Margot Robbie (Breasts)
NOTE: From Recapped.com: "Margot Robbie has several nude scenes in The Wolf of Wall Street. First, we see Margot standing in the doorway nude (no full frontal). She and Leo then have sex. Later, there may be a hint of Margot’s nips as Leo is doing coke off her cleavage. Lastly, Margot is topless again during another sex scene."
The Hungover Games
Rated R For crude and sexual content, nudity, language throughout, comic violence and drug use.
Actress Confirmed Nude: Sophie Dee (Breasts)
NOTE: Sophie Dee is listed in the credits as "Topless Girl".
At the 1:07 mark, her ass is clearly, but briefly visible from a medium distance as she is jumping into a pool of water. There is some side-boob, but it is too blurry to really see much. This scene does not appear to be mentioned in Mr. Skin's review below.
From Mr. Skin:
(0:43) Panties underwater on Mia Wasikowska while swimming in a pool. Some slight ride side boob.
(1:34) Slightly out-of-focus buns on Mia Wasikowska as she treks naked and looks like a mirage.
Rose Mcgowan shows quite a bit of full nudity while dancing mostly naked around her house and yard. The shots are not always clear, but pretty much everything is shown.
Rose McGowan Dances Au Naturel in the Privacy of Her Californian Hideaway
Rose McGowan moves intuitively around her LA home in this tender portrait by Marlene Marino, shot earlier this year when the photographer captured the American actress for the latest issue of lifestyle title Apartamento.
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